Jokes, Forwards & Humourous Links

Re: Jokes, Forwards & Humourous Links

Post #101 made 3 years ago

by jhough

As a mechanic, I'm quite fond of that sense of humor MS

Also miss Pat"s wry sense also .

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Re: Jokes, Forwards & Humourous Links

Post #102 made 3 years ago

by soccerdad

A yank visits The Promised Land and goes for a walk on Bondi Beach. Here and there he kicks a bottle and from one a Genie appears and tells him she will grant 3 wishes. Holding the bottle in his hand he says, well how about a cold beer that never runs out. Immediately the bottle turns into a fresh, delicious cold beer. When he takes the last drink from it, it magically refills. With a huge smile he starts off down the beach when the Genie says, "wait - you still have 2 wishes." "OK," he says, "give me 2 more of these."

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