Three weeks ago all my kegs blew at once and I had no beer. I scrounged around, normally there are some bottles in the fridge that I've archived or been given by other brewers or left over from a case swap - the latter are sometimes a bit dodgy as some people can make really weird stuff for the swaps "Feral Jockstrap smoked IPA imperial Poodleheffer" - but no luck. Nothing.
So I walked round to the local Liquorland, and just couldn't bring myself to pay 20 clams for a six pack of James Squire, and even the 3 tall bottles of Henninger for $10 didn't suit my mood.
So I got a 2L wine box of a port-lookalike that can't even be called Port (It's labelled Tawny) and a 2L bottle of lemonade - Note, Australian "lemonade" is, as in the UK, similar if not identical to Sprite or seven up - and I got hammered on port and lemon just like Aunty Mavis used to drink.
And I tell you what, it was a very nice change. Also plenty of change from $15. I didn't get through the whole 2L box thankfully for my brain the next day.
