I don't think you are ranting Lyle
All-grain
should be fairly easy. What I am saying is three things...
1. A lot of thermometers do not measure accurately at mash temperatures.
2. This is the one area of all-grain that there is no simple answer to (freezing/boiling calibration is
not close enough - download my spreadsheet

).
3. When first-time all-grainers get a problem, a dodgy thermometer is sometimes the cause.
I've written thousands of words on this issue (no exaggeration at all) and have made some suggestions as to how the problem can be reduced...
A. Compare your thermometer with other brewers any time you can. Any time you go to a brew day you should take your thermometers - it provides a rare opportunity.
B. When you buy one, at least get the one that reads the average - but that will only be at ambient. (As stux said above.)
C. As your first choice, buy the simple stainless, convex, brewer thermometers that I have pictured here previously as I have never found these to be more than a few degrees out.
D. Buy many thermometers.
E. Buy one that is certified.
Amongst my thousands of words, you will
never see that I suggest calibrating your thermometer at freezing and boiling because it simply does
not work.
So, yep, all-grain is easy but this is the one area where we should not pretend to have easy answers.
My rant is better than yours Lyle
PP
P.S.
deebo: sorry that there are no easy answers here

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