Good on you Joe

,
I think Pat got you mixed up with the other Joe (OldGoat) who's been touring the country. Regardless, get your daughter working on programming asap. Pat can then give her coding jobs and you can pay her

.
Pot does nothing for head writer. Well, either nothing or he just falls over. Just before Christmas, I heard he was at a party and had a few cigs with, let's call her, Jane. Pat couldn't remember getting home and the only time that Jane got up before 1pm was to chuck - see
Sir Les Patterson's Glossary for more details. After enquiring with the host (Pat's favourite old girlfriend), it turned out that Pat had, quite easily, been lead into the back garden shed and was forced to inhale deeply, several times, on what he thought was a cigarette. Apparently, he just fell over soon afterwards, breaking a fan in the process.
As for Bob, I suppose we just have to accept that Cheesetradamus is just like cycling, where cheating has been part of the game since 1886 - see
here.
I sent the old bugger an email telling him to defend himself in this thread but have heard nothing back

. It's either a sure sign of guilt, or maybe, we can take the more charitable view that, a guy that forgets his own birthday, may well forget us too!!!
Lol,
PP
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