So sorry widdley, I didn't realise you had a 'wife' problem rather than a girlfriend problem.
This is good news for me though. All the wives sleep with me in QLD - just ask Sqyre, InCider etc. Wives and girlfriends can attend the Swap but I personally have found the girlfriends to be far more, 'clingy.' In fact, I was just speaking to my accountant and there are
no maintenance bills I am currently challenging from QLD brewer's girlfriends???
The sex is guaranteed at a QLD Swap. Even if you are ugly, you will at least get a goat, a sheep or InCider.
If things aren't going too well with your wife, make sure, if she is good-looking, that you include a ticket to the QLD Swap in your separation agreement. If you do this and things work out well for me I will send
you the maintenance money which would enable you to probably buy three fridges
.
Think about it,
PP
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