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Post #526 made 8 years ago
by BobBrews
Have a great day Richard! I had my 60th seven years ago. Worst year ever. Right after my 60th birthday my dick fell off. I hope you have "Depends" on hand because without a dick you just dribble down your leg. (wear cheap flip-flops too!)
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Post #527 made 8 years ago
by thughes
There is absolutely no way I can top BB's birthday wish to you so I'll just say Happy Birthday MS (make sure you ask for the senior discount).

---Todd
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Post #528 made 8 years ago
by Mad_Scientist
Thanks guys for all those wishes, and mally for spotting it first, and Pat for posting late at night. You all are special friends to me !!!

Here are my two girls in my life, we celebrated mine and Elaine's (gf) together.
Hers is the day before mine.
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Post #530 made 8 years ago
by PistolPatch
BobBrews wrote:Right after my 60th birthday my dick fell off.
Don't worry Richard, I've just spoken to Bob and the only reason it fell off was because he had tripped over it so many times. Nothing to do with being 60 or drinking beer, thank the brewing gods.

Thanks for the pic mate :peace:.
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Post #532 made 8 years ago
by BobBrews
PistolPatch wrote:
BobBrews wrote:Right after my 60th birthday my dick fell off.
Don't worry Richard, I've just spoken to Bob and the only reason it fell off was because he had tripped over it so many times. Nothing to do with being 60 or drinking beer, thank the brewing gods.

Thanks for the pic mate :peace:.

If you step on it? It swells in size. It may be intentional or not? Size matters until it falls off. Use it or lose it! :lol:
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Post #533 made 8 years ago
by Pat
If PistolPatch wasn't on sabbatical Richard and Bob, he'd be shaking his head and posting, "Oh dear!"

Happy 60th Richard and thanks for all your contributions to this site.

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Post #536 made 8 years ago
by mally
Happy Birthday & all the best Scott.
Here's to many more to come! :drink: :drink: :drink:
G B
I spent lots of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I squandered
I've stopped drinking, but only when I'm asleep
I ONCE gave up women and alcohol - it was the worst 20 minutes of my life
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Post #540 made 8 years ago
by mally
Happy Birthday Lylo :drink:

How are you these days?
G B
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I've stopped drinking, but only when I'm asleep
I ONCE gave up women and alcohol - it was the worst 20 minutes of my life
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Post #544 made 8 years ago
by thughes
Hoisting a glass to you Lylo, sorry for the belated wishes......I've been stuck in Texas for the past few days and just managed to find my way back home. All the best to you, my friend!

---Todd
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Post #546 made 8 years ago
by mally
Happy Birthday Goulaigan :party:

Don't drink too many maple brews now!!!
G B
I spent lots of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I squandered
I've stopped drinking, but only when I'm asleep
I ONCE gave up women and alcohol - it was the worst 20 minutes of my life
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Post #548 made 8 years ago
by joshua
Have Good 34th Goulaigan, Have a Beer for each of us!

say 1047 or so
Honest Officer, I swear to Drunk, I am Not God.
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Post #550 made 8 years ago
by goulaigan
Thanks everyone! Mally I got those maple quads put away, only 6 left hah. Todd, we had a couple light dustings but only lasted a day or so thankfully, I'm not ready for snow just yet. Joshua, 1047 may be a few too many hah, but I will probly have a few :) Thanks again fellas, brew on.
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